Another Reason to Learn Hebrew

A joke? or whistling in the dark.....in Tehran? Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, "George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Bush asks. Mahmud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN." Bush says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks. Bush replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew." [Isn't it nice. We don't even have to wait a year for the names and places to update the familiar old jokes!]

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